How to Go On Water Slides that You Like at Ontario Place

If you want to get on water slides with the smallest line up, I would suggest Rush River, Hydrofuge, Pink Twister, or Purple Pipeline (in that order).

How to Not Be Dizzy on the Wooly Mammoth (Great Wolf Lodge, Niagara Falls, Canada)

Do not go backwards and if you're going forwards tell the person going backwards what's going to happen.

Maps

Here is a map of Canada's Wonderland. It shows every single ride.

Here is a map of Ontario Place. It shows every single ride.

How Not to Get Stuck on Grizzly Falls at Great Wolf Lodge (Niagara Falls, Canada)

Get a squooshy tube and make sure that you're 48 inches so that you weigh enough.

I got stuck because I didn't have a squooshy tube.

More Height Requirements for Canada's Wonderland

Flight Deck: 52 inches
Spinovator: 48 inches
Thunder Run: 46 inches
Swing of the Century: 48 inches
Orbiter: 54 inches
Sky Rider: Must be able to straddle with feet flat on floor

Height Requirements for Canada's Wonderland

Dragon Fire: 48 inches
Mighty Canadian Mine Buster: 48 inches
Backlot Stunt Coaster: 48 inches
Ghoster Coaster: 40 inches
Behemoth: 54 inches

How to Get Deals on Season's Passes for Amusement Parks

Buy them online ahead of time (about five months).

How to Get Season's Passes for Amusement Parks

Go to the season's pass line and, when it's your turn, ask for a season's pass and pay the amount.

How to Get In the Park for Your Favorite Rides

Go to the park when it opens. Get in a short line and make sure that the people in front of you are going to be fast. If there is security, other people in front of you might have to take a while.

How to Sit in a Water Slide Tube

Put your bum on the water and, if it's a really dark water slide, say "Yahoo" when you see light.

How to Go on the Roller Coasters You Love

Go the first thing in the morning when the amusement park opens and go on the roller coasters you love. The line ups will not be long.